Monologue for Marie, By: Gracie

(Enter Brittney with a bald head and dressed in all white with her arms tied around her body like a straightjacket. She sits down in a chair in the middle of a completely white room. She is all alone.) Hello, my name is Kevin Federline. Oops! I did it again. My name is Spears Brittney, no-wait, Justin Timber- uhhh never mind. I enjoy re-shaving my hair every now and then to keep my bald head as shiny as it can be. Although, coming across a razor can be very hard in some of these places now. When I sang “Gimmie More” at the most recent Video Music Awards, my manager made me wear a wig, so nobody saw the true me- a bald, washed up pop-star in rehab. (Hold up picture from internet of Brittney’s performance on the Video Music awards to the camera) For some reason, after that performance, which involved me moaning in a certain way that one would only do when they were in excruciating pain, these very large and strong men took me in a cage to a white building labeled “mental institution”. When we arrived past the three different levels of security, I was immediately injected with a substance that soon made me feel like I was lying in a field with pink unicorns and cotton candy. (Hold up a picture of pink unicorns and cotton candy to the camera) I don’t know how you’re going to take this, but I have something really important to tell you: (Say the following lines while attempting to dance without using your arms, be very over-exaggerated and crazy about the whole thing.) It feels like the crowd is saying GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE, GIMMIE MORE GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE! The other day when I felt STRONGER!! Than yesterdayayay, nothing ever got in my wayyy! (Suddenly stop the crazy movement and talk to the camera while occasionally looking over to the door where the hefty men will soon enter) Oh, I am sorry to interrupt our in depth conversation, but the two large, strong men have come back (enter two hefty men in black outfits). That can mean only one thing: that it is time for my hourly “Say no to Drugs- Fight the Temptation” interactive seminar. (The Hefty men start to drag Brittney away from the camera) So ciao everybody! Sianara! And Happy New Year to all, and to all a good night!